Packing is for Peasants

I've searched all over the internet, and it seems like there's no definite "how to fit 4 suitcases of clothes into that one puny little thing I hate" article except for ones that say "you're screwed" and "wtf sweatpants you tacky American."

With that in mind, I know I'm gonna end up with a mountain of clothes on my floor the night before I leave as I drunkenly search for my left haviana to match my other left haviana, because a girl can never have too many pairs of flip flops. So basically, here's my practical, basic, layerable guide for "BISHES STUDYIN ABROAD IN MILANO!!!"***

THE BASICS

1 bottle of gummy vites

70 pounds of clothes

1 handful of bras and a couple fundies

4 clubbing dresses and

1 partridge in a pear tree

SHOES

1 pair of trendy sneakers for when I pretend to work at hypebeast

1 pair of heels I can barely walk in

Some lunchables for the road

1 pair of clogs

2 left havianas because I never found the right ones

EXTRAS

1 wool hat to pass for European

My dignity

1 frat composite

1 American flag bc they love us there

1 beanie. I have to bring the beanie

My suitcase is 30 pounds overweight, which means I'm currently two freshman 15s away from meeting my weight goal.

To the left, to the left.....

***UPDATE at 11:57 PM Friday January 23rd.

I am too drunk to finish packing and my suitcase won't close but it's okay because that's what happens when life gives you lemons. u ask the bartender for more tequila. this is true American literature

#packing #fleeksquad #leonardodicaprio